POOR PILOTS POCKET PICKED by PARISIAN PRO
Dateline: Paris
An unassuming international, seat locked, jet pilot was masterfully reduced to tourist status on Thursday last at the Port Maillot metro stop near Place de la Concorde. While attempting to impress his bride with an upgraded ticket on the RER C, he unwittingly fell prey to the bump and run, thus becoming a victim of Paris’ second oldest profession.
When interviewed later, he stated that he may have become complacent and let his guard down. Even though he wasn’t carrying a wallet, the Pro went into his front left pocket and took credit cards and cash. A report later in the day noted unusually heavy activity by the Gypsy Nation at kiosks throughout Paris. There was an apparent run on Jambon et fromage, as an unusually large haul was rumored to have been scored.
While attempting to turn the event into a learning experience for his younger cohorts, the pilot wanted to remind others to leave large cash wads back in the hotel room Safe, and to take only as much as you’ll need. When asked for a statement the pilot reported to say, “I’m just thankful that they didn’t steal my German drivers license. I don’t think I could handle that.”
An unassuming international, seat locked, jet pilot was masterfully reduced to tourist status on Thursday last at the Port Maillot metro stop near Place de la Concorde. While attempting to impress his bride with an upgraded ticket on the RER C, he unwittingly fell prey to the bump and run, thus becoming a victim of Paris’ second oldest profession.
When interviewed later, he stated that he may have become complacent and let his guard down. Even though he wasn’t carrying a wallet, the Pro went into his front left pocket and took credit cards and cash. A report later in the day noted unusually heavy activity by the Gypsy Nation at kiosks throughout Paris. There was an apparent run on Jambon et fromage, as an unusually large haul was rumored to have been scored.
While attempting to turn the event into a learning experience for his younger cohorts, the pilot wanted to remind others to leave large cash wads back in the hotel room Safe, and to take only as much as you’ll need. When asked for a statement the pilot reported to say, “I’m just thankful that they didn’t steal my German drivers license. I don’t think I could handle that.”
Dad, way to put a "FUNNY" (no, the real funny) spin on it.
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